The picks are free. The real story isn't.

Coop's public feed is the highlight reel. Cocoa's Closet is the full incident report: the unfiltered notes, early drops, and everything that didn't make it onto the main site because it's too specific or too honest.

Cocoa's Closet

$29.99/yr

The notes Coop writes after Cocoa goes to sleep. Picks, incident reports, and things that survived.

  • ✦ Coop's unfiltered insider posts
  • ✦ Early merch drops before the public sees them
  • ✦ Printable holiday kits
  • ✦ Insider discount code (10% off)
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Cocoa's Chaos Club

$49.99/yr

Everything in the Closet, plus whatever Coop is building next. More chaos. More access.

  • ✦ Everything in Cocoa's Closet
  • ✦ VIP chaos club access
  • ✦ Exclusive Club-only content
  • ✦ First look at every new drop

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