Cocoa broke another ornament. I found the good stuff anyway.
I'm Coop. I had a plan. I always have a plan. Cocoa got into it. What's left on this site is what made it through. Tested, proven, and Cocoa-certified whether I wanted that or not.
The public stuff is free. Cocoa's Closet is where Coop stops being polite about it. Exclusive posts, early merch drops, printable holiday kits, and the full incident reports. $29.99 a year. Worth it. Probably.
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