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Terms of Service

Last updated: July 2026

Welcome to Christmas Chimp("we," "us," or "our"). By accessing or using christmaschimp.com and any related services (collectively, the "Service"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree, do not use the Service.

1. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old to use the Service. By using the Service, you represent and warrant that you meet this requirement.

2. Accounts and Membership

You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account credentials. You agree to notify us immediately of any unauthorized use of your account. We reserve the right to suspend or terminate accounts that violate these Terms.

3. Subscriptions and Billing

Paid memberships (Cocoa's Closet and Cocoa's Chaos Club) are billed annually. All sales are final. Refunds are issued at our sole discretion. We reserve the right to change pricing with reasonable notice. Subscriptions renew automatically unless canceled before the renewal date.

4. Affiliate Disclosures

Christmas Chimp participates in affiliate programs. We may earn a commission when you purchase through links on this site at no additional cost to you. All affiliate relationships are disclosed in accordance with FTC guidelines.

5. Acceptable Use

You agree not to use the Service to: (a) violate any applicable law or regulation; (b) infringe the intellectual property rights of others; (c) transmit harmful, offensive, or unauthorized content; (d) attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of the Service or its systems.

6. Intellectual Property

All content on the Service, including text, images, and branding, is owned by or licensed to Christmas Chimp and protected by applicable intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce or distribute content without our written permission.

7. Disclaimer of Warranties

The Service is provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. We do not warrant that the Service will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of viruses.

8. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Christmas Chimp shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of or inability to use the Service.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Texas, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes shall be resolved in the courts of Texas.

10. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms at any time. We will notify you of material changes by posting the new Terms on this page with an updated date. Continued use of the Service after changes constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

11. Contact

Questions about these Terms? Contact us at hello@christmaschimp.com.